Aw!! you want to get to know me?
Awwwww!!!!....
Awwwwwwww!!!!!!. . .
Why isn't anyone clapping?!!

I've lived on the Island ever since I was a gworl. But I've always been a gworly.

I run the cafe and gift shop and also host the Karaoke nights we hold! They're a lot of FUN!I have a strong work ethic and just want my business to thrive!

As you can see we have no customers for 3/4 of the year. I'm so damn bored!


I think Christians and people collecting unemployment are pathetic.

...dark secrets? What? I don't have any of those. . .

I have one hell of a temper though. There is a raging fire inside of me. A forest fire that can never be quelled. Not even by the Lake of Legend!... Have you heard of the fires in Nova Scotia?

Lake of Legend?

Everyone on this Island depends on me! it's a big responsibilty but all I want is to see this Island thrive!

I think men with long hair are weak.



That's enough about me though. Why don't we go back to the cafe? Maybe you'll buy something??

Or let me smoke my cigarette in peace. . . Jesus.

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